FarmVille checklist: plow ground, check. Plant seeds, check. Harvest fruits, check. Kill crying baby, check... wait, whuck?! Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, of Jacksonville, Florida, reportedly shook her 3-month-old son dead because all the noisy crying interfered with her session of FarmVille. Oh dear God.

Investigators say that Tobias shook the victim, Dylan Lee Edmonson, in an effort to shut him up. Shortly after that, Tobias had a cigarette to calm her nerves and then shook him again! The poor thing may have hit his head during all the shaking.

Dylan's death is classified as second-degree murder, to which Tobias has pleaded guilty. She is facing 25-50 years in prison. Hopefully, with no access to a computer and especially to Facebook.

Our hearts go out to Dylan. Don't worry, little fella. You're now with the very being whose version of FarmVille is the entire universe.